lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

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isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

(via bright-lights-and-wishing-wells)


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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


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dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

Mild sexual love blog ♥
ofprepsandpearls:

There’s something about a spring romance

Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 
signedfury:

kanggaru:



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'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.

-(via iseetheblood)

(Source: dudeshesgay, via floristiqe)


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